Last night I went out for a few drinks with my close friend Michael Evans (Evo).
As always we had some interesting discussions, in between Evo being distracted by the occassional passing white bra. He has a 'thing' about white bras. At one point a lady walked pased wearing a white bra and carrying a tray of lager. Evo couldn't have been happier, his two favourite things in life rolled into one. He would have married her on the spot if he could've.
Oh yes sorry,I meant to tell you about the interesting discussion. We talked about the TV Show Room 101 and the things that irrritate us in the world. What would we put in Room 101?
Evo's List
1) Black Bras (he loves white bras only)
2) Women At Cashpoints
3) Women who wear coats indoors
4) People who don't pass over the shopping divider at the supermarket
5) Women with boyfriends (he's single)
My List
1) People with no manners (manners cost nothing)
2) Teenagers with Moustaches (why, you have all of your life to grow a moustache. do it when you are 40 like normal men, you just look dirty and common)
3) Over the Top Sex Noises (my next door neighbour wails like a banshee! There is no need for it.It sounds like an act and unless he is doing something I don't know about I don't swallow it(pardon the pun) for one second. Ooohh Ahhh Ooohhh Ahhhh. Give it a rest woman. There is nothing wrong with a bit of noise of course, but there is no way he couild be doing anything to make you make those noises. Could he?)
4) Tramps who have houses (There is a tramp in my town who looks like a tramp. However he has a nice little flat so he must get benefits. If you are going to behave like a tramp and beg then I expect you to live like a tramp as well.)
Inidently I think they should have Tramp of the Year awards where you vote for your favourite tramp in your town. The winning tramp could get a house, or a new warm coat perhaps. Or International Tramp Of The Year Awards would be good. I think it's a ratings winner. Anything that helps people out of poverty can only be good.
There are many things I'd like to put into Room 101 but I'll save them for another time.
A Woman At A Cashpoint - one of life's little annoyances.
